[ just pretend that somehow #FFDB4D is somewhere close to #922B21 on the color chart. it isn't. who tf knows how Momo managed to misfire this, but you bet your ass he did on this day.
the message kind of reads like someone's grandpa who accidentally typed their google search results into a text message. it's very likely that Momo's in his room with his laptop, bored and a little lonely, pretending that he's on the internet because that's what millennials do. (he's a 25-year old from the 2000s, sue him.) ]
what do ppl do when they didnt get to say goodbye to their ikemen ninja friend
[the number of people who send Okuni text messages amounts to zero because Okuni is a FRIENDLESS TROLL OF THE AWASH INTERNET, so naturally she is immediately intrigued and on board for this google search box result message]
you can always hunt them down and punch them in the face
[whoever this curious new friend is, Okuni is all for encouraging violence, BUT ALSO]
[ Oh. Momo didn't actually expect anyone to answer??? He's not sure why he thought airing his Deep Ninja Fantasies was a good idea, but here he is now. Forced to talk about them. Hubris is truly the most terrifying thing in the world. ]
i could never punch sasuke-san in the face!!! (´._.｀)
and an ikemen is... hmm
someone who you look at and just feel your stomach drop... because they're so super hunky
sasuke-san?? you mean that really grumpy i can control bees with my mind sasuke-san? you think he's handsome? even though he looks like a tired old man??
[diFFERENT NINJAS FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS, OKUNI GUESSES]
i cant believe okuni and momo are already having their first fight
[OKUNI IS MEAN TO NINJAS IT IS KNOWN... she's being ultra mean here because she doesn't actually dislike Sasuke at all, she just lives for all these shocked emojis from Momo. Okuni writing back as she cackles... wherever she is -- maybe under the covers like a real NEET would be.]
haha i still think he's a hyper ultra mega old jiji!!! i've never seen him smile though has he really done that? it doesn't count if you've only seen him do it in your daydreams though
[anyway an offended Momo is obviously better than a sad and lonely Momo!! obviously!!!]
LMFASHFS "HOW DO YOU DELETE SOMEONE ELSE'S POST!!"
[ God bless Okuni for replacing Morose Momo with Whiteknight Momo... it's true, Momo is much happier stanning for someone he cares about than missing them. How embarrassing. ]
he definitely smiled!! more than once!!! i won't ever forget something like that, and i don't have enough of an imagination to dream up something so amazing!!
sasuke-san seems stoic but he has a super warm heart
as one of his biggest fans i can definitely say that!!!! he's not a jiji!!!!!
[MOMO WHY ARE U INSULTING URSELF WHILE ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY WORSHIPPING SASUKE]
i see i see then as one of sasuke-san's biggest fans, it should be easy for you to show me proof that sasuke-san isn't a demon jiji and can smile too, right?
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the message kind of reads like someone's grandpa who accidentally typed their google search results into a text message. it's very likely that Momo's in his room with his laptop, bored and a little lonely, pretending that he's on the internet because that's what millennials do. (he's a 25-year old from the 2000s, sue him.) ]
what do ppl do when they didnt get to say goodbye to their ikemen ninja friend
im SCREAMING IM SORRY I MISSED THIS
you can always hunt them down and punch them in the face
[whoever this curious new friend is, Okuni is all for encouraging violence, BUT ALSO]
what's an ikemen
LMFAO IT'S TOTALLY FINE!!!!!
i could never punch sasuke-san in the face!!! (´._.｀)
and an ikemen is... hmm
someone who you look at and just feel your stomach drop... because they're so super hunky
[ Everything about this was a mistake ]
clutches this momo gem to my hEART
okuni is still having fun tho]
sasuke-san?? you mean that really grumpy i can control bees with my mind sasuke-san? you think he's handsome? even though he looks like a tired old man??
[diFFERENT NINJAS FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS, OKUNI GUESSES]
i cant believe okuni and momo are already having their first fight
(｀ε´♯)!!!!!!!!
WHAT????
take that back!!! ε=ε=ε=(#`・д・)/ sasuke-san is a hyper-ultra-mega ikemen!!!!!!
he's suuuuper dreamy!! and super cute when he smiles!!!!!!!!
SDLKFJSD momo furiously downvoting every one of okuni's comments
haha i still think he's a hyper ultra mega old jiji!!!
i've never seen him smile though
has he really done that?
it doesn't count if you've only seen him do it in your daydreams though
[anyway an offended Momo is obviously better than a sad and lonely Momo!! obviously!!!]
LMFASHFS "HOW DO YOU DELETE SOMEONE ELSE'S POST!!"
he definitely smiled!! more than once!!! i won't ever forget something like that, and i don't have enough of an imagination to dream up something so amazing!!
sasuke-san seems stoic but he has a super warm heart
as one of his biggest fans i can definitely say that!!!! he's not a jiji!!!!!
IM SLDKFJSFD WHITEKNIGHT MOMO IS PRECIOUS
i see i see
then as one of sasuke-san's biggest fans, it should be easy for you to show me proof that sasuke-san isn't a demon jiji and can smile too, right?
[where did demon come from...]
draw me your best sasuke jiji!!!
[WHERE DID DRAWING COME FROM]
surprise 2/2
[obligatory i'm not an artist]