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[osuni]

Okuni Kumou | Red | #922B21

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#81CDC8

[ditherer]

u been spotted by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ to 3 people or u get scorched

I think this is how it works...?

i don't believe this

[osuni]

[Okuni looks at her first spam text message ever in sheer disbelief, but she's also already intrigued so, Ruva wins.]

I can't believe it! I can't believe you hate me enough to send me a curse! What kind of picture is that anyway? If you're going to draw a monster, then make it scarier! And instead of saying I'll be scorched, try something better, like I'll be burned in the fires of hell!

sweats

[ditherer]

I'm just trying to save myself, Miss. I didn't start the curse!

ruva learning to meme 1/2

[osuni]

That is a terrible excuse. If you're going to save yourself at my expense, then at least make it good.

[osuni]

u have been CHOSEN by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ CURSE to 300 people or you'll succumb to the ever-burning FIRES OF HELL

see? doesn't that sound better?

#E07CA0; post-unicorn hunting... b/c ofc i was serious

[thriftea]

[Okuni seems like the person to appreciate 100 copies of this masterpiece, so—]


u have been CHOSEN by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ CURSE to 300 people or you'll succumb to the ever-burning FIRES OF HELL

[x100]

im crying

[osuni]

[Okuni ten minutes ago: THIS IS FUN
Okuni now: feeling maybe like 0.5% of a regret]

You're supposed to send it to a 100 different people, Ako-chan!!

[but mostly the other 99.5% is fcking amused that Ochako is sending 100 curses at her to escape her own cursedom, that's brilliant????]

isn't this is how you make friends??

[thriftea]

[Ako-chan... that's cute.]

i don't have 100 people to send it to!

but i REALLY don't want to be cursed, so i sent 100 to you and 200 to another person! now i'm safe (ﾉ･◡-)☆

okuni's friendship advice to ruva is backfiring

[osuni]

[watch as Okuni constantly makes new nicknames for Ochako whenever she feels like it!!! akocchi, cha-chan

Okuni reads this message over and realizes that is what she'd do herself WORD FOR WORD. Ochako has a promising career in punkshittery ahead of her.]

well, I suppose that does qualify.

[also she's immediately mollified by the fact that Ochako sent some poor sap 200 MESSAGES and spared Okuni half of those.]

I didn't think of of that option when I changed it. You're good at this!

#0000E6

[pursestrings]

[GUESS WHO GOT TOLD!!!!!! cha boi did.]


u been spotted by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ to 3 people or u get scorched

what do u mean this version is SUBPAR
urs is DUMB

there's the mastermind

[osuni]

[She told Ruva to MAKE FRIENDS not INSTANTLY BETRAY HER

also wow, it's this version huh.....]

so you're the person who can't draw birds?
I made it sound like a real curse! You should be thanking me for making it better!

he's here and he's real

[pursestrings]

u can tell it's a bird so i drew it fine
& it wasn't supposed to be a REAL CURSE

can okuni call him goose boy for the rest of his days

[osuni]

if it's not a real curse, then why bother? you're just sending a picture that isn't even scary to people then! add some teeth to it! make its eyes bigger!

#A2F9FF

[satanslash]

your hellfire version sucks






ps okuyasu sent me

satan's son coming for okuni

[osuni]

[Okuni IMMEDIATELY GETS OFFENDED as probably intended, not knowing that a whole-ass demon boy probably knows more about hell fire than her. BUT STILL]

I won't accept any form of criticism from someone who's never tried making their own version. See if you can do any better!!!

[also okuyasu huh, a name she can now shorten to duckyasu]

8D

[satanslash]

[Well, truthfully he doesn't know that much given that he's never been there, nor does he actually want to go, but he's still the bearer of blue flames so.

Yeah.

Also please tell him about Duckyasu.]

i cant. im not that smart.

[At least he's honest?]

i can tell you threatening a demon with hell fire is pretty lame though

[osuni]

[rin.... pls]

It's not like I specifically made that curse with demons in mind! The average person is probably scared of hell fire.

[Average, except for one other person aka Rin?? apparently??? who is this dude!!]

And anyway, how would you know?

action; backdated to some time before the event idk

[ditherer]

[so you know how okuni wanted to know who gandharva was maybe thinking about making flower crowns for






SURPRISE

SHE'S GETTING ONE PLOPPED ON HER HEAD. the fact that she's one of the few people still shorter than him even in this form makes it easier.........]

action; HOW DARE

[osuni]

[way to interrupt whatever Okuni is doing right at this moment, which is probably lazing around town. still, lazing around is very important!! It's easily one of Okuni's top ten hobbies.

Okuni reaches up to touch the crown as if to determine that is actually a flower crown and not like a crown of snakes or something.]

-- What are you doing?

[She says it like she's mystified that it ISN'T a crown of snakes... gandharva!!!]

[ditherer]

[NOT ALL OF US PUT PRANKS IN OUR FLOWER CROWNS...]

Isn't it obvious?

[osuni]

[THERE SHOULD BE MORE OF THAT GOING AROUND, JSYK!!!

Okuni still looks confounded, congratulations Ruva.]

Eh? Eh?! What's this supposed to mean?! Did you have leftovers lying around or something?

action; spoopy halloween gardens

[finalize]

[ so what do you do when you're a robot that's never experienced halloween, or carved a pumpkin, and you're suddenly tasked with doing it? what do you do when you have the creativity of a wet paper bag because you're, again, a combat robot??

you kinda just stare at a pumpkin i guess, which is basically what aigis is doing here, surrounded by spooky mood atmosphere and a Skeleton Army (TM) in the background. she's trying to ignore the latter, they're basically harmless so far and this is a much more difficult task.

yes, look at her mumble to herself: ]

Maybe a ghost...? Or I could copy the artwork already hanging...

[ save her from her plagiarism ass okuni

she doesn't even know how to carve a pumpkin tbh ]

#FF1492

[rerevale]

[ just pretend that somehow #FFDB4D is somewhere close to #922B21 on the color chart. it isn't. who tf knows how Momo managed to misfire this, but you bet your ass he did on this day.

the message kind of reads like someone's grandpa who accidentally typed their google search results into a text message. it's very likely that Momo's in his room with his laptop, bored and a little lonely, pretending that he's on the internet because that's what millennials do. (he's a 25-year old from the 2000s, sue him.) ]

what do ppl do when they didnt get to say goodbye to their ikemen ninja friend

im SCREAMING IM SORRY I MISSED THIS

[osuni]

[the number of people who send Okuni text messages amounts to zero because Okuni is a FRIENDLESS TROLL OF THE AWASH INTERNET, so naturally she is immediately intrigued and on board for this google search box result message]

you can always hunt them down and punch them in the face

[whoever this curious new friend is, Okuni is all for encouraging violence, BUT ALSO]

what's an ikemen

LMFAO IT'S TOTALLY FINE!!!!!

[rerevale]

[ Oh. Momo didn't actually expect anyone to answer??? He's not sure why he thought airing his Deep Ninja Fantasies was a good idea, but here he is now. Forced to talk about them. Hubris is truly the most terrifying thing in the world. ]

i could never punch sasuke-san in the face!!! (´._.｀)

and an ikemen is... hmm

someone who you look at and just feel your stomach drop... because they're so super hunky

[ Everything about this was a mistake ]