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u been spotted by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ to 3 people or u get scorched

I think this is how it works...?

[Okuni looks at her first spam text message ever in sheer disbelief, but she's also already intrigued so, Ruva wins.]

I can't believe it! I can't believe you hate me enough to send me a curse! What kind of picture is that anyway? If you're going to draw a monster, then make it scarier! And instead of saying I'll be scorched, try something better, like I'll be burned in the fires of hell!

I'm just trying to save myself, Miss. I didn't start the curse!

That is a terrible excuse. If you're going to save yourself at my expense, then at least make it good.

u have been CHOSEN by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ CURSE to 300 people or you'll succumb to the ever-burning FIRES OF HELL

see? doesn't that sound better?

This town doesn't have 300 people, Miss.

That's what the curse demands, Ruva.

And anyway, it's funnier this way! You'll just have to keep sending it around until the well spits out 300 people!

That's a horrifying thought... but all right, I'll see what I can do.

[holy shit is he really gonna do it... OKUNI WANTS TO WATCH!!!! curse this forum, she wants to internet stalk properly.]

I believe in you! Curse everyone! Curse them! You'll make lots of friends that way!