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u been spotted by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ to 3 people or u get scorched

I think this is how it works...?

[Okuni looks at her first spam text message ever in sheer disbelief, but she's also already intrigued so, Ruva wins.]

I can't believe it! I can't believe you hate me enough to send me a curse! What kind of picture is that anyway? If you're going to draw a monster, then make it scarier! And instead of saying I'll be scorched, try something better, like I'll be burned in the fires of hell!

I'm just trying to save myself, Miss. I didn't start the curse!

That is a terrible excuse. If you're going to save yourself at my expense, then at least make it good.

u have been CHOSEN by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ CURSE to 300 people or you'll succumb to the ever-burning FIRES OF HELL

see? doesn't that sound better?

This town doesn't have 300 people, Miss.

That's what the curse demands, Ruva.

And anyway, it's funnier this way! You'll just have to keep sending it around until the well spits out 300 people!

That's a horrifying thought... but all right, I'll see what I can do.

[holy shit is he really gonna do it... OKUNI WANTS TO WATCH!!!! curse this forum, she wants to internet stalk properly.]

I believe in you! Curse everyone! Curse them! You'll make lots of friends that way!

I feel as though your logic is flawed somewhere, but okay.

Sometimes a shared fate is enough to bring people together.

[the shared fate of being CURSED BY MONEY GEESE]

I think the situation is more like I'm inflicting suffering upon them.

[Okuni seems like the person to appreciate 100 copies of this masterpiece, so—]

u have been CHOSEN by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ CURSE to 300 people or you'll succumb to the ever-burning FIRES OF HELL

[x100]

[GUESS WHO GOT TOLD!!!!!! cha boi did.]

u been spotted by.........the $ MONEY GOO$E $
send the $ MONEY GOO$E $ to 3 people or u get scorched

what do u mean this version is SUBPAR
urs is DUMB

[Okuni ten minutes ago: THIS IS FUN
Okuni now: feeling maybe like 0.5% of a regret]

You're supposed to send it to a 100 different people, Ako-chan!!

[but mostly the other 99.5% is fcking amused that Ochako is sending 100 curses at her to escape her own cursedom, that's brilliant????]

[She told Ruva to MAKE FRIENDS not INSTANTLY BETRAY HER

also wow, it's this version huh.....]

so you're the person who can't draw birds?
I made it sound like a real curse! You should be thanking me for making it better!

u can tell it's a bird so i drew it fine
& it wasn't supposed to be a REAL CURSE

real suffering would be if you just sent that picture by itself! at least this way they have a chance to escape the curse. You're giving them hope!

[Ako-chan... that's cute.]

i don't have 100 people to send it to!

but i REALLY don't want to be cursed, so i sent 100 to you and 200 to another person! now i'm safe (ﾉ･◡-)☆

if it's not a real curse, then why bother? you're just sending a picture that isn't even scary to people then! add some teeth to it! make its eyes bigger!

are u serious

[watch as Okuni constantly makes new nicknames for Ochako whenever she feels like it!!! akocchi, cha-chan

Okuni reads this message over and realizes that is what she'd do herself WORD FOR WORD. Ochako has a promising career in punkshittery ahead of her.]

well, I suppose that does qualify.

[also she's immediately mollified by the fact that Ochako sent some poor sap 200 MESSAGES and spared Okuni half of those.]

I didn't think of of that option when I changed it. You're good at this!

Take responsibility! Show some pride in your goose!

okay okay chill

there

[He did what she asked... and added another cool S.]

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#81CDC8

i don't believe this

sweats

ruva learning to meme 1/2

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#E07CA0; post-unicorn hunting... b/c ofc i was serious

#0000E6

im crying

there's the mastermind

he's here and he's real

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isn't this is how you make friends??

can okuni call him goose boy for the rest of his days

hm. i don't care for that at all

okuni's friendship advice to ruva is backfiring

duckyasu

why, 1/2

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