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[And yet here he is making friends with her...]
man i cant remember the last time someone used -chan on me
not that i care
nice to meet you too
man i cant remember the last time someone used -chan on me
not that i care
nice to meet you too
Well, you do have a soft face. But your personality is a little... Hm, it’s a little like someone who watches other people make art and flower crowns, but who doesn’t actually want to do it himself?
[OKUNI IS JUST MAKING STUFF UP AS SHE GOES… as she always does]
[OKUNI IS JUST MAKING STUFF UP AS SHE GOES… as she always does]
[ so what do you do when you're a robot that's never experienced halloween, or carved a pumpkin, and you're suddenly tasked with doing it? what do you do when you have the creativity of a wet paper bag because you're, again, a combat robot??
you kinda just stare at a pumpkin i guess, which is basically what aigis is doing here, surrounded by spooky mood atmosphere and a Skeleton Army (TM) in the background. she's trying to ignore the latter, they're basically harmless so far and this is a much more difficult task.
yes, look at her mumble to herself: ]
Maybe a ghost...? Or I could copy the artwork already hanging...
[ save her from her plagiarism ass okuni
she doesn't even know how to carve a pumpkin tbh ]
you kinda just stare at a pumpkin i guess, which is basically what aigis is doing here, surrounded by spooky mood atmosphere and a Skeleton Army (TM) in the background. she's trying to ignore the latter, they're basically harmless so far and this is a much more difficult task.
yes, look at her mumble to herself: ]
Maybe a ghost...? Or I could copy the artwork already hanging...
[ save her from her plagiarism ass okuni
she doesn't even know how to carve a pumpkin tbh ]
[ just pretend that somehow #FFDB4D is somewhere close to #922B21 on the color chart. it isn't. who tf knows how Momo managed to misfire this, but you bet your ass he did on this day.
the message kind of reads like someone's grandpa who accidentally typed their google search results into a text message. it's very likely that Momo's in his room with his laptop, bored and a little lonely, pretending that he's on the internet because that's what millennials do. (he's a 25-year old from the 2000s, sue him.) ]
what do ppl do when they didnt get to say goodbye to their ikemen ninja friend
the message kind of reads like someone's grandpa who accidentally typed their google search results into a text message. it's very likely that Momo's in his room with his laptop, bored and a little lonely, pretending that he's on the internet because that's what millennials do. (he's a 25-year old from the 2000s, sue him.) ]
what do ppl do when they didnt get to say goodbye to their ikemen ninja friend
[the number of people who send Okuni text messages amounts to zero because Okuni is a FRIENDLESS TROLL OF THE AWASH INTERNET, so naturally she is immediately intrigued and on board for this google search box result message]
you can always hunt them down and punch them in the face
[whoever this curious new friend is, Okuni is all for encouraging violence, BUT ALSO]
what's an ikemen
you can always hunt them down and punch them in the face
[whoever this curious new friend is, Okuni is all for encouraging violence, BUT ALSO]
what's an ikemen
[ Oh. Momo didn't actually expect anyone to answer??? He's not sure why he thought airing his Deep Ninja Fantasies was a good idea, but here he is now. Forced to talk about them. Hubris is truly the most terrifying thing in the world. ]
i could never punch sasuke-san in the face!!! (´._.｀)
and an ikemen is... hmm
someone who you look at and just feel your stomach drop... because they're so super hunky
[ Everything about this was a mistake ]
i could never punch sasuke-san in the face!!! (´._.｀)
and an ikemen is... hmm
someone who you look at and just feel your stomach drop... because they're so super hunky
[ Everything about this was a mistake ]
[im dying @ all of this
okuni is still having fun tho]
sasuke-san?? you mean that really grumpy i can control bees with my mind sasuke-san? you think he's handsome? even though he looks like a tired old man??
[diFFERENT NINJAS FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS, OKUNI GUESSES]
okuni is still having fun tho]
sasuke-san?? you mean that really grumpy i can control bees with my mind sasuke-san? you think he's handsome? even though he looks like a tired old man??
[diFFERENT NINJAS FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS, OKUNI GUESSES]
[OKUNI IS MEAN TO NINJAS IT IS KNOWN... she's being ultra mean here because she doesn't actually dislike Sasuke at all, she just lives for all these shocked emojis from Momo. Okuni writing back as she cackles... wherever she is -- maybe under the covers like a real NEET would be.]
haha i still think he's a hyper ultra mega old jiji!!!
i've never seen him smile though
has he really done that?
it doesn't count if you've only seen him do it in your daydreams though
[anyway an offended Momo is obviously better than a sad and lonely Momo!! obviously!!!]
haha i still think he's a hyper ultra mega old jiji!!!
i've never seen him smile though
has he really done that?
it doesn't count if you've only seen him do it in your daydreams though
[anyway an offended Momo is obviously better than a sad and lonely Momo!! obviously!!!]
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