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[osuni]

OBNOXIOUS JINGLE STARTS PLAYING HERE--

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voice, post-event!

[adornmental]

[HE REGRETS CALLING AS SOON AS HE HEARS THE OBNOXIOUS JINGLE--

But no okay, he's gotta check on his dumb friend considering the last time he saw her, she was being hunted by four Okunis.]

Hey! If you're around, pick up already.

voice yes come 2 me

[osuni]

[no she can't come to the phone because SHE'S DEAD LIKE SHE PROBABLY KIND OF DESERVES]

[just kidding, after the obnoxious jingle repeats one more time... Okuni finally picks up!!]

Kiyo-chan? Did you call me by accident? Isn't that an embarrassing mistake to make after being here for so long?

[NICE... anyway, Okuni sounds PERFECTLY FINE, like the true punk she always sounds like. but then again, she'd sound perfectly fine ever after getting holes DRILLED IN HER FEET so who knows...]

BODYSLAMS WHILE YODELING

[adornmental]

[WHAT KIND OF LIFE DOES OKUNI LIVE WHAT THE FUCK]

Of course I didn't call you by accident! What kinda grandpa do you take me for, huh? I know what I'm doing.

[He'll fight Okuni, okay. He'll fight her to prove that he knows the technologies...]

I wanted to make sure you were still alive.

what is this the sound of music

[osuni]

[LOOK THE HOLES WERE JUST ONE TIME AND SHE DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT TO HAPPEN]

It's not like I specifically called you a grandpa, you know? You're the one who mentioned it. [Okuni sure likes to make annoying remarks, especially when people are threatening to flash their concerned feelings everywhere!!!]

WHAT KIND OF THE SOUND OF MUSIC DID U WATCH

[adornmental]

[Not asking for it doesn't make it any better?! HE'S TIRED. He's not tired enough to be a grandpa, though...

Nor is he tired enough to stop flashing his concerned feelings everywhere. Forget about the threatening step, okay, he'll sail right into the "I'LL DO IT" arena.]

Hey, why're you avoiding the question?

THE ONE WITH THE YODELING

[osuni]

[Okuni looks at her cerevice like it's done her a personal wrong and HUFFS out loud.]

I'm not! [okay maybe she is.... It's still a strange thing to experience when you've led a life of punkishness and general shitheadery to pretty much everyone ever. She pauses, and it's almost like she's about to avoid the question again by not answering it at all, but then she switches to video!! GESTURING GRANDLY]

There, see? I'm alive! [and also..... IN A TREE AGAIN, sURPRISE but otherwise looking hale and hearty!!]

AND THE BODYSLAMMING??

[adornmental]

[Oh, good! The video clicks on and Okuni is miraculously in one piece...! Kashuu appears to be doing well too, so good work team, truly.

That said... The relief in his expression definitely shifts quickly to "why" as soon as he realizes what this backdrop is.]

Why're you still in a tree?!

WELL

[osuni]

[look this is a different tree from before????]

[but she's also relieved to see Kashuu looking okay even if his eye might be WONKY at the moment, but she's much better at pretending she isn't relieved!! maybe. anyway she SHRUGS]

I like it better out here. Staying inside is boring. [also there's no one inside with her so it makes her feel lonely, but maybe it's better to pretend that she's a lover of trees than admit that.]

It's not like I'm going fall out, so don't start! [NAGGING]

[adornmental]

[Okay but he started nagging basically the second he called her. SHE SHOULD EXPECT THIS.]

It's better to be inside where it's clean and cozy. [Unlike the streets which are LITTERED WITH DEAD ROBOCORPSES.]

Geez... You really like to make things hard!

[osuni]

[UGH she might have been poking at a couple of robocorpses out of curiosity okay]

You can't do anything when it's clean and cozy! [THAT'S WHY IT'S BORING!!!] Are you inside?

[where's kashuu... maybe she can hop on over to pester him in person]

text; backdated to after the murder robots

[retorter]

[ look, Souji doesn't even care?? but Saitou told him to make sure that Okuni's not lying dead in a ditch somewhere, so here he is, sending her a text ]

are you dead

what the fck

[osuni]

[NEW PHONE WHO DIS]

if i say no, will you kill me

[look she's gotta ask]

LOOK

[retorter]

[ wow, now he's tempted. ]

depends. there's no point in killing someone who can't put up a proper fight, is there?

[ yeah that's right, okuni. HE CAN KILL UR WEAK ASS ANYTIMEZ ]

WHAT THE FCK

[osuni]

[??? THIS FUCKER???? why did he even text her in the first place???]

that's true! fighting you would definitely be a waste of time

[just sits here and sends souji flames]

[retorter]

[ why does Souji even attempt to do nice things for people, he doesn't know. ]

If your robot fights anything like you, then it'd definitely be a waste.

[osuni]

[HOW IS BEING A TEXTING MENACE NICE]

I heard from Kiyo-chan! That the one who killed robot #3 was him, not you! it must have been too difficult for you to handle on your own, how embarrassing!

[FLIPS SOUJI OFF]

[retorter]

[ HE'S MAKING SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD!!

also, SHUT UP OKUNI!!! ]

it's not nearly as embarrassing as having someone else clean up your own mess

[ god okuni, next time please kill your own robots ]

[osuni]

[shut up she does what she wants]

oh? so you admit it then? that you were totally helpless against a robot and that's why kiyo-chan had to step in?

[okay that's not even what he said BUT WHATEVER!!! OKUNI MAKES HER OWN RULES]

ugh i know sooj hung up on okuni but please make her text him again

[retorter]

[ that's it. he's making saitou text okuni himself next time.

Souji doesn't actually make a noise of rage, but he's mad. which makes him rethink the reasons why he's mad and they're all stupid, so he's going to STOP TEXTING HER, lord. ]

u asked for this dust 1/?

[osuni]

[HANGING UP, ARE WE??????]

hey! hey hey! hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

2/?

[osuni]

not saying anything is just as telling as a written confession! which means my guess must be totally right!!

[osuni]

i can't believe you couldn't handle one robot!! it's not like it was any good at killing people. did you slip up? were you nervous? do you actually not like killing people even though you're always talking about killing people?

[osuni]

if that's true, then that's pretty

L A M E!!!!



of you to do!

[osuni]

I'm not that surprised though. i've met plenty of men like you, men who talk a big game without anything to back them up, men who can't fight off a robot and are too embarrassed to admit it even though they should ultimately be grateful that they were saved!




you did remember to thank kiyo-chan, right?

[osuni]

i hope so! he's the type who has a million people to babysit, so spending his time for your sake probably means a lot to him.